lol i never post or come on tumblr anymore and my blog is basically dead at this point plus lyfe is 2 busy soooo if any mutuals want any of my social media i actually use or to stay in contact hmu ; > js gonna miss this hellsite but idc anymore
It’s 2017 but Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru is still a fucking jam
i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic
i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly
fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/
A 3D hand-embroidered floral dress backstage at Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2017
me giving skincare advice to someone I hate and want dead: make a sugar lemon scrub to exfoliate ur skin then follow up with a cinnamon honey face mask and use coconut oil as ur moisturiser xoxo :-)
